manicure me
[2003-06-16 - 8:48 a.m.]

I have a dozen bottles of pink nail polish. Some lighter and some darker, some pearly, some opaque, and some sheer.

With names like "smooch." "tickled pink." "cosmopolitan." "blush charm." "pink parfait." "flamingo pink." "sand dollar." "pink sorbet."

So, manicure goes somewhere on My To Do list.

Feed the poor....Educate the ignorant....Reboot the sluggish....Cleanse the stinky....Shave the pussycat....Rouse the obtunded....Tittilate the cantankerous....Manicure the nails?

At the very least, I'd say.

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