On the rocks, please.
[2003-06-13 - 9:49 p.m.]

Have you ever been wearing a button down shirt and brown cords in a big, crowded restaurant?

Did you ever wear a button down shirt and brown cords in a big crowded restaurant, with a fresh, fuuuuuuulll glass of ice water, complete with plenty of ice, on the table in front of you?

And did one of your dinner companions ever accidentally knock over the fresh, fuuuuuuuulll oh yea to the tippytop with chunks of ice 12oz. glass of water? And did you face turn beet red? And did everyone laugh, laugh like a wild band of toothless redneck/pirates? HAR HAR HAR DE HAR!!!!? At you?

And did you ever make it all the way home, shivering, still kicking chunks of ice out of the bottom of your pants leg?

NO? I highly recommend it.

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